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Salad Fingers is a peculiar green ‘man’ with a hunch on his back. He is single, and an extremely odd person. His long, green fingers are sensitive to rough surfaces. Salad Fingers will stimulate himself by rubbing his fingers on such objects as rusty nails, rusty tea kettles, metal jail-cell bars and nettles, which he uses for self-urtication. Salad Fingers is often heedless to the mortality of creatures / things and appears unable to tell whether something is alive or not. Salad Fingers lives alone in a small house / shack with the number 22 on the door and a working oven. He also has some ability in playing the flute and speaking French.
Salad Fingers has a strange habit of providing narration for other characters rather than engaging in actual conversation, even if the characters are living beings capable of speech. The names he attributes to different "characters" often appear to be thought up on the spot or simply applied to non-existent characters.
Quoted from : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad_Fingers



Definitions of salad fingers on the Web:
- Salad Fingers is a series of Flash cartoons created by director David Firth (who is also notable, under the name "Locust Toybox", as a composer of Intelligent Dance Music). They have been recognized as being some of the most peculiar of their type.





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2004-10-14 [lohawefniwubf]: I'm scared *cowers in corner*

2004-10-14 [Nat~A~Lie]: *sits on kiss* now u have somesting 2 b scared of muahahaha

2004-10-14 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. why are you scared?

2004-10-14 [An Eversor and Ender]: its just darkangel *pauses* oh yeah.....

2004-10-14 [An Eversor and Ender]: and now its nat~a~lie... oh. scary

2004-10-14 [Nat~A~Lie]: what about her?

2004-10-14 [toycar]: sleep...time now... 'morning all... im off to bed

2004-10-14 [An Eversor and Ender]: nvr mind......

2004-10-15 [KillerQueen]: omg...was that cletus...omg

2004-10-15 [Nat~A~Lie]: *is confused AGAIN*

2004-10-15 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. HAHA!

2004-10-15 [lohawefniwubf]: What the?

2004-10-15 [toycar]: aimee =cletus = mechanical_angel

2004-10-15 [lohawefniwubf]: Me = scared = confoppled = *hides behind lounge*

2004-10-15 [toycar]: im tired of studying

2004-10-15 [An Eversor and Ender]: for what?

2004-10-15 [Nat~A~Lie]: hsc duh she said so earlier

2004-10-15 [Tyrana]: What happened to the last link?

2004-10-16 [KillerQueen]: crena...give up with me....i dont give a fat frogs C*** anymore!

2004-10-16 [Tyrana]: Oh! It works now! ^_^

2004-10-16 [KillerQueen]: what does...sorry...im chiming

2004-10-16 [An Eversor and Ender]: *confused......*

2004-10-16 [lohawefniwubf]: .....o....k......

2004-10-16 [sam_moo]: wow salad fingers is well messed up but we still love it :D hey can i join please?

2004-10-16 [mechanical_angel]: its me! its me! *smiles* ehEHEHE. *smiles stupidly* me likes my salad fingers. me drew some salad fingers stuff--> http://www14.brinkster.com/aimeed/aimee_go_crazy.html

2004-10-16 [mechanical_angel]: ooh i was looking for my post at the top, me was 'where did it go! :( and then realised.. me had been reading the whole thread back to front...

2004-10-16 [sam_moo]: awww lol*pets on head*

2004-10-16 [toycar]: crena sent aimee a message...that she should read o.o

2004-10-16 [lohawefniwubf]:

BLEAH

2004-10-16 [Nat~A~Lie]: nyo?

2004-10-16 [toycar]: o.o?

2004-10-16 [Nat~A~Lie]: 0.o

2004-10-16 [An Eversor and Ender]: oh my aching brain!

2004-10-16 [ArchangelGabriel]: that site is disturbing

2004-10-16 [An Eversor and Ender]: yup!!

2004-10-16 [ArchangelGabriel]: It's horrid infact

2004-10-16 [An Eversor and Ender]: double yup. so?

2004-10-17 [DarkAngel3]: no

2004-10-17 [An Eversor and Ender]: no what kim. its just a so what. you know that alexa berg and the other girls thought it was horrid. whats the big deal?

2004-10-17 [lohawefniwubf]: hmm

2004-10-17 [DarkAngel3]: because they are stupid blonde preps that think any thing I like is creepy/horrid.........hmm right back at ya kiss

2004-10-17 [An Eversor and Ender]: you just kinda sumed up the point of what i ment....

2004-10-18 [KillerQueen]: huh

2004-10-18 [esperanza]: -sneaks up slowly

2004-10-18 [KillerQueen]: *finds you* muahhaha

2004-10-18 [sam_moo]: hubert cumberdale....

2004-10-18 [toycar]: i ate chocolate

2004-10-18 [KillerQueen]: oooh...so did i....kathryn vomited on her speeches notes

2004-10-18 [An Eversor and Ender]: chocolate......HEY! darkangel owes me some!!!!

2004-10-18 [sam_moo]: marjory stewart baxtor........u taste like sunshine dust

2004-10-18 [toycar]: why doesnt he try jeremy fisher.. oh gods i think thats his name. *PANICKS* thats.. it....watching number 2 again

2004-10-18 [toycar]: oh...i love broadband

2004-10-18 [toycar]: yes...it tis his name.. another thing i wonder..what is it that he says in some other language

2004-10-18 [An Eversor and Ender]: i dont know. i understood the last parto of it tho. it was NEBULA,

2004-10-18 [KillerQueen]: i got broadband too..and i am so happy!!

2004-10-19 [toycar]: haha i want to find out what it is dammit... thats it.. im recording it... and playing it slowly

2004-10-19 [sam_moo]: so how is everyone

2004-10-19 [toycar]: well....im currently trying to upload what salad fingers here says..after he says he has a fish in the oven

2004-10-19 [lohawefniwubf]: Bored

2004-10-19 [An Eversor and Ender]: sleeeeeeeeeeeepy.

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: poor kiss....poor black

2004-10-19 [Radagast]: woaahh slalad fingers is a silly billy but he is fun, I think its best to watch at night or with a hangover early in the morning after a party.

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: yeah......hubert cumberdale..you taste like soot and poo!

2004-10-19 [Radagast]: Damn I love salad fingers!! It even has part opf an aphex twin song at the end! Infact the only one I can play on my keyboard!

2004-10-19 [DarkAngel3]: ^^

2004-10-20 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol. rrrrrrrrusty ssssppppppooooooooonsssss!

2004-10-20 [lohawefniwubf]: I lovvveeeee Aphex Twin, your the only other person who knows who they are.

2004-10-20 [KillerQueen]: who..?

2004-10-20 [lohawefniwubf]: [Radagast]

2004-10-20 [Fuck the internet]: Kiss likes Aphex Twin? My brother, come embrace me and share in the love that is Richard D. James. He = Genius.

2004-10-20 [KillerQueen]: who are aphex twin they sound familiar

2004-10-20 [toycar]: arrg they annoy me somewhat... music with no words expect for the occasional muffled line...

2004-10-20 [KillerQueen]: oh...ok then...i loud my music loud and glam!!

2004-10-20 [An Eversor and Ender]: very confused so i wont ask

2004-10-20 [toycar]: does anyone here know freak on a leash? person seems to have deleted our member list.. but i fixed it :D

2004-10-20 [An Eversor and Ender]: yay for u fixing it! but no i dont kno him.

2004-10-20 [toycar]: haha ok.. thats alright... i dont want to make it a password wiki.. but..arrg

2004-10-21 [KillerQueen]: bnw xp...by loud and glam i mean queen and the darkness of course

2004-10-21 [An Eversor and Ender]: kk.lol

2004-10-21 [KillerQueen]: yeh...i love them

2004-10-21 [An Eversor and Ender]: lol

2004-10-21 [KillerQueen]: hhehhe

2004-10-21 [lohawefniwubf]: I agree with that! Aphex Twin = fantastic, same with Boards of Canada

2004-10-21 [KillerQueen]: who...*is confused*

2004-10-21 [lohawefniwubf]: They are artists

2004-10-21 [KillerQueen]: i guessed...

2004-10-21 [lohawefniwubf]: lol

2004-10-21 [An Eversor and Ender]: ill just agree......

2004-10-21 [lohawefniwubf]: :)

2004-10-21 [sam_moo]: lol salad fingers is cool....i must find the perfect spoon!

2004-10-21 [An Eversor and Ender]: but where is the perfect spoon? 0.0;;;

2004-10-21 [toycar]: i have the perfect spoon.. but im not sharing its perfecton.. because im selfish : D

2004-10-21 [An Eversor and Ender]: *growls* well then ill just have to come and steal it from you!

2004-10-21 [toycar]: you wont be able to, cause its hidden in my special place

2004-10-21 [sam_moo]: lol i hope theres a salad fingers 5

2004-10-21 [An Eversor and Ender]: dido here!

2004-10-21 [Yiwerra]: dildos?

2004-10-22 [toycar]: i check almost everyday if its been made...siiigh

2004-10-22 [An Eversor and Ender]: nope no dildos here. oh well...

2004-10-22 [An Eversor and Ender]: nope no dildos here. oh well.

2004-10-22 [Fuck the internet]: Hidden in your special spot? That is the most kinky thing I've ever read.

2004-10-22 [sam_moo]: i wonder wat salad fingers 5 wud be about

2004-10-22 [KillerQueen]: i know firm...it sounds like its up her butt.

2004-10-22 [sam_moo]: :|

2004-10-22 [sam_moo]: lol

2004-10-22 [KillerQueen]: crena's bum feels like jelly...i should know

2004-10-22 [sam_moo]: lol this is funny

2004-10-22 [KillerQueen]: yeh...i like poking her bum...i lose my finger in her butt...shes going to kill me when she reads this...

2004-10-22 [sam_moo]: lol im sure she will lol soo how is everyone lol

2004-10-22 [An Eversor and Ender]: good, you lost your finger in her butt????!!!

2004-10-23 [KillerQueen]: yep...coz its so squishy...LOL

2004-10-23 [Fuck the internet]: I kinda wasnt talking about her ass... maybe... another special spot.

2004-10-23 [KillerQueen]: oooooooooooh...ok then

2004-10-23 [toycar]: eh... im used to this kind of stuff being said about me *shrugs*

2004-10-23 [Fuck the internet]: Which type of stuff? People commonly talk about you stuffing perfect spoons into your genitalic crevices?

2004-10-23 [toycar]: well....you seem very familiar with that.. somehow x.x

2004-10-23 [lohawefniwubf]: ...     <---- THats all I have to say and all that needs to be said.

2004-10-23 [toycar]: hahaha... i wasnt implying that i used the spoons... i was sugessting that david must.......some bloody how.... o.o

2004-10-23 [toycar]: i hate hiding from people on msn... hpdragon person...scares me x.x

2004-10-23 [lohawefniwubf]: You seem to be hiding from me.

2004-10-23 [sam_moo]: wats everyone upto then today

2004-10-23 [An Eversor and Ender]: reading the vampire armand....tis good.

2004-10-23 [esperanza]: -tackles- muahah

2004-10-24 [toycar]: not hiding from you nathan... just this other person.. ok.ok... ill come online... and block the rest of my msn list ke he

2004-10-24 [KillerQueen]: hello...children

2004-10-24 [An Eversor and Ender]: im a child now? wow! *sits down on floor* when do i get a nap? *begins sucking thumb humming and rocking back and forth* HEY ESPE! you cant takle me, im LEON'S remeber? kim gave me to him. so HA!

2004-10-24 [Yiwerra]: hey how do you lguys like darren???

2004-10-25 [lohawefniwubf]: *eats ice-cream*

2004-10-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: ooo. can i have some?? *drools* iiiiiiiiceeee crrrrrrrreeeaam!

2004-10-25 [KillerQueen]: whos darren...*sits next to kiss and eats some icecream*

2004-10-25 [Fuck the internet]: I think I've reached the blocked status, haha. ;_;

2004-10-25 [toycar]: i was just talking to you x.x i was on 'appear offline' all day.. arent i good

2004-10-25 [Yiwerra]: darren is that guy from the fat pie page. pffff, shame on you =S .... >_< you worship salad fingers and david firth, link the page and dont even know darren =S

2004-10-25 [~Lady Morgana~]: i know darren

2004-10-25 [An Eversor and Ender]: i didnt know darren. oh well, salad fingers is more important than some darren dude.

2004-10-26 [KillerQueen]: i dont worship salad fingers...im just on here coz crenas my friend

2004-10-26 [toycar]: yes, shame on me... but do you know douglas?

2004-10-26 [Fuck the internet]: I know douglas AND Daren. Daren is a chav "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT CAMERA FROM? I'LL GIVE YOU SOME PILLS FOR IT"

2004-10-26 [sam_moo]: chaaaaav

2004-10-26 [toycar]: no..you know ONE douglas.. you dont know THE douglas

2004-10-26 [Yiwerra]: wow =|   THEN IF THAT IS REAL, WHY ISNT IT LIKE WOOOOOOOOOOOH ????       XD  ...haha, i guess im the loser here right now =S =S =S =S ... i dont know douglas!!!!!!! >_<  who is it who is it?????? :O      ...and besides, i just spent half in our in front of the online dictionary and translation forums where they talk about proper translations... but .... I JUST DONT KNOW what chav means!!!!!!!  can you tell me o.O

2004-10-26 [toycar]: he he he.... i have confused people somewhat.. ill leave you with your musings on who THE douglas is... and isnt chavs like.... rich smart kids with lots of money... and the designer clothes and stuff.......... like a smartass version of a prep >.< well.. thats what i thought... dont err.. trust my thoughts though

2004-10-26 [Yiwerra]: hhahaha but if that is real (wow im quoting darren AGAIN!!!!) ... then .... why the fuck is HE called like that?????? o.O  O.o  o.O O.o    

2004-10-26 [KillerQueen]: im so lost right now...crena a chav is kinda like annmaree...imposter designer shit and the bling and stuff...i love that girl

2004-10-27 [Sharkxpunch]: meep.

2004-10-27 [KillerQueen]: peem.

2004-10-27 [toycar]: yeah..but they are also smart rich kids

2004-10-27 [KillerQueen]: are you calling annmaree dumb and poor...poor little thing

2004-10-27 [toycar]: haha no

2004-10-27 [KillerQueen]: i havent seen her in ags...i miss everyone

2004-10-27 [Fuck the internet]: Not even close. A chav is a dickhead. It has nothing to do with being rich or poor, just being a dickhead.

2004-10-27 [dominoe]: ohh

2004-10-27 [toycar]: no its not... >.< i swear its not

2004-10-27 [Fuck the internet]: To quote from the site fat-pie.com I guess they're just dirty, loud, ugly, stupid arseholes that threaten, fight, cause trouble, impregnate 14 year olds, ask for money, ask for fags, try and sell stolen phones, steal your phones, wear crap sports wear, drink cheap cider and generally spread their hate. If you want to know more then I suggest a visit to http://www.chavscum.co.uk

2004-10-27 [Yiwerra]: ah. thank you :)

2004-10-28 [Nat~A~Lie]: im bord

2004-10-28 [KillerQueen]: that was interesting...

2004-10-28 [Fuck the internet]: shut up and die...

2004-10-28 [Yiwerra]: wow =|  who? o.O

2004-10-28 [toycar]: i think he was referring to simone *giggles* o.o i just.. giggled

2004-10-28 [Yiwerra]: oooh ok..  :) 

2004-10-29 [KillerQueen]: firm embrace...go fuck yourself

2004-10-29 [esperanza]: -grins slightly and edges towards [KillerQueen] 's side. Grins, I'm on her side, back off Firm Embrace.

2004-10-29 [toycar]: siiiiiigh... hes just angry cause your always calling him a dickhead simone... i cant stop him from retaliating

2004-10-29 [KillerQueen]: i never called him a dickhead...but now i will....i dont take that shit from my brother david so why should i take it from you

2004-10-29 [toycar]: simone, you have called him a dickhead... and you were super happy when we broke up... but... just nevermind

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: thats good crena...just tell everybody...you're adding salt to the wound....

2004-10-30 [Fuck the internet]: Hahaha, nice of you to lie simone, then be caught out. Shit, you're just becoming more and more smart.

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: my god...i never hated you....i just didnt know you enough to like you...what kind of person just blatently tells a person they hate them...and when crena said i said you were a dickhead i thought she meant on elftown...i think she should keep our personal conversations to herself

2004-10-30 [toycar]: well..simone...sorry, but like ive said, if someone called you a dickhead and cause your my friend would tell you... davids still my friend.. and he has a right to know

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: ok...can we get off this now

2004-10-30 [toycar]: YEY! so... i is getting a fake tan.. now that ive been convinced my ammy and now simone..eiiiiii... im going to look so odd being a non greylike colour

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: you will look healthy at least!

2004-10-30 [toycar]: so i dont look healthy now... hmmf.. HAHA i KNOW i dont look healthy...but thats cause im not healthy hahaha

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: exactly!

2004-10-30 [lohawefniwubf]: I am also on Simones side

2004-10-30 [toycar]: o.O huh whats this about sides? eh if its the david thing....lets just forget about it please..............

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: your always on my side *pats your head* good boy

2004-10-30 [sam_moo]: hey how is every1

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: better...u?

2004-10-30 [sam_moo]: im fine just cold

2004-10-30 [KillerQueen]: omg so am i...its freezing

2004-10-30 [Fuck the internet]: Haha, you're a joke. You say get over it, yet you're talking about it again. WELL DONE SIMONE.

2004-10-30 [sam_moo]: i no!*shivers* y cant the sun come out :'(

2004-10-30 [toycar]: david... no more... ok.... *throws a towel over your head* he he he he... now like my poem and understand it dammit :D

2004-10-30 [sam_moo]: :S i dont get this

2004-10-30 [toycar]: hahah no one does, tis alright. *hands you a apple*

2004-10-30 [Fuck the internet]: Worlds... wierdest... poem. Apple me

2004-10-30 [toycar]: no its not.. just because you dont understand it

2004-10-30 [Fuck the internet]: fine then... Wierdest. Poem. I've read. And where's the apple[s]?

2004-10-30 [toycar]: they arent for you

2004-10-30 [sam_moo]: lol im cold :(

2004-10-30 [Sharkxpunch]: oh no!

2004-10-30 [Fuck the internet]: All I ever wanted to do was keep the dentist away... but you just treat me like this v_v

2004-10-30 [Sharkxpunch]: oh dear.

2004-10-31 [toycar]: im sure you are fine...

2004-10-31 [Fuck the internet]: I'm better than fine, I'm passionate. I'm passionate about leaving stupid school this term.

2004-10-31 [toycar]: no...dont >.<

2004-10-31 [KillerQueen]: yeh dont...we wouldnt want you to leave school and become a bum now would we

2004-10-31 [Sharkxpunch]: no thats bad.

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